Sanctuary
lucythelesbian:

masturdated:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

toot it and boot it

I love this website
unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via ridiculam)

goodlifestylex:

X

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
ever-changing-eyes-rp:

asktheevolvingbug:

fyiconicboyz:

thisisvodka:

gambler-x:

disneydear:

I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.

Mr. Disney



Bless this man for enriching my childhood.

People who don’t reblog this
DISHONOR
DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW



I shit you not my parents met at Disney

caseyanthonyofficial:

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

(via justyessenia)

"Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it."

Chris Brogan (via tyleroakley)

(Source: quotethat, via littlebuddhaa)

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